1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
8. I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads!