Teacher and Student Math Jokes
David came to class on late.
Teacher of mathematics was taking the class.
David ( standing in front of door) : May I come in sir?
Teacher (with annoying) : No.
Looking at the students, now teacher is teaching “Always minus and minus is plus”.
David (again) : May I come in sir?
Teacher (loudly) : No.
David entered into the class easily.
Teacher : Stop ! Haven’t I forbidden you to enter into the class ?
David : Yes sir.
Teacher : Why do you enter into the class?
David : “If Always minus and minus is plus, then no and no must be yes?
Teacher (with astonish) : Ok, enough. Take your sit.