1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding with their record!
2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
He was outstanding in his field!
3. Why don’t politicians ever tell secrets on farms?
Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.
4. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
5. Why did the politician cross the road?
To lie on the other side.
6. What’s a politician’s favorite type of music?
Campaign-paign.
7. Why do politicians always seem to have clean hands?
Because they wash them of every problem.
8. Why don’t we need elections in the jungle?
Because it’s already full of cheetahs.
9. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and another to change it back again.
10. Why did the politician get a job at the bakery?
He needed to make some dough on the side.