Laughing at Politics: The Best Political Jokes Compilation

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter F.

3. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding when they can’t even cover their own tracks.

4. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two: One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

5. Why are political speeches like a steer’s horns?
    A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between.

6. Did you hear about the politician who promised to cut down the country’s bureaucracy?
    He got rid of his own job first!

7. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
    Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

8. How do you know if a politician is lying?
    Their lips are moving.

9. What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?
    A shopping cart has a mind of its own.

10. Why did the politician cross the road?
     To make both sides think he was on their side.