1. Why did the TV streaming service cross the road?
To buffer on the other side!
2. What’s a streaming service’s favorite exercise?
Binge-watching their weight!
3. Why don’t streaming platforms ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re buffering every 5 seconds!
4. What did one streaming service say to the other?
“Are you into dramas? Because I’ve got some buffering issues!”
5. Why did the movie break up with the TV series?
It couldn’t handle the commitment issues.
6. Why was the movie sad on Netflix?
Because it was left on the shelf with no “Likes.”
7. Why don’t vampires like streaming services?
They can’t handle the streaming light!
8. What’s a streaming platform’s favorite type of music?
Buffering Beethoven.
9. Why did the streaming platform bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it wanted to reach new heights in buffering!
10. What do you call a fish that loves streaming?
A Net-fish.