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Funny Food Jokes for the Whole Family
1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Read moreThe Best Funniest Jokes Food Memes on the Internet
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 3. Why did the cookie go
Read moreLaugh Your Way to the Kitchen with These Hilarious Food Jokes
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 3. Why did the banana go to the
Read moreAwesome Food Jokes for the Whole Family!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator! 3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d
Read moreDiet Control – Funny Food Jokes
Salesman : Sir, shall I cut the cake into four pieces or eight pieces ? Buyer : Do four pieces. I’m on controlling my diet !!!
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