1. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” 2. “Why did the husband cross the road? To get to the wife’s side.” 3. “I asked myRead more
Category: Husband and Wife
Best Jokes The Funniest Husband and Wife Arguments Caught on Camera
1. Why did the wife bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to climb up the social ladder! 2. My wife just told me that I’m terrible in bed. I was reallyRead more
What is the Reason of that Loud Sound
Wife: What made the noise? Husband: Nothing is mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the cot. Wife: But shirt and pant can’t fall down making so loud a sound. Husband: I was also inRead more
Wife : Why do you want your daughter marry to son of the watch shop owner? Husband : So that I don’t have to pay any watch to my son in law at the wedding.Read more
Wife : What are you thinking about me? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing? Couple : Without you I am nothing !! ❤❤Read more
Code Word of a Husband and Wife.
A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty,Read more
Husband and Wife Went to a Disco Party.
Husband and Wife went to a disco party. There’s a guy on the dance floor was dancing like a king – moon walking, break dancing, head spins and so on. The wife turned to her husbandRead more
Phone Call of the Private Secretary.
Manager : Hello, whom do you want ….. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for launch with his wife. Mrs. Robin : Is it ? Please tell him that his private secretary made him aRead more
Wife Got a Text Message From his Husband.
Husband sent a text to his wife, “Hi I will get late, please wash all my dirty clothes and please prepare my favorite dish before I return.” He sent another text, “I forgot to tellRead more
Why don’t you tell me ?
Husband : Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm ? Wife : I don’t like to disturb you at the time of your work !!Read more
Why are You So Angry ?
One day Mr. Donald angrily returned home from the office. Mr. Donald’s Wife : What happened ? Why are you so angry today ? Mr. Donald : To whom I apply my anger, that employeeRead more
Wife’s Dream . – Husband and Wife Short Humor
Wife : Last night I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband : I saw your dad paying the bill !Read more
I’m Trying to Cry, But… – Clean Jokes
My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out. What to do ? Answer : No problem. Just Imagine she has come back.Read more
Don’t You See That I’m Still Alive ? – Funny Husband Wife Jokes.
Husband : Has anyone kissed you ever before marriage ? Wife : Once I went to a picnic . There’s a boy warn me by showing a knife – if I don’t let him kiss ,Read more
Husband for Sale in A Store – Best Marriage Jokes.
A brand new shop has opened that sells husband …. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance : “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE !Read more
I’ll not beat you more ! A Husband Wife laughing Jokes.
Conversation between two friends is going on.. 1st friend : Don’t you hassle with your wife? 2nd friend : Yes, I do. However, at the end of each fight, and my wife sat down onRead more
Have You Any Casing of It ? – Actually Funny Jokes
Hesitate to Purchase a Condom Newly married husband has come to a pharmacy to purchase condom and saw there is a huge crowd just in front of that pharmacy. The husband got shame and couldRead more
Girl Friend of Husband and Boyfriend of Wife
Both Husband and Wife has GF and BF Michael and his girlfriend is on sitting in the park……… Girlfriend : Why are you keeping your beard ? If you shave your beard, it’ll be lookedRead more
Needs to Say Every Words Twice ! – Comedy Jokes
Wives Have to Say Every Words Twice Keeping an eye on the newspaper, husband told to his wife Husband : Look, it is written on the newspaper that where husbands use on an average fiveRead more
A newly married couple – Dirty Funny Jokes.
Newly Married Couple Its 11 a.m. As one newly married couple are not being out from bride chamber, the parents of groom are a little worried because of not being come out to their newlyRead more