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The Best Funny Jokes Husband vs Wife Comedy Skits That Will Have You Rolling

March 27, 2023 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Uncategorized

1. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years.     Then we met.” 2. “Why did the husband cross the road?      To get to the wife’s side.” 3. “I asked my

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Best Jokes The Funniest Husband and Wife Arguments Caught on Camera

February 28, 2023 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Uncategorized

1. Why did the wife bring a ladder to bed?    She wanted to climb up the social ladder! 2. My wife just told me that I’m terrible in bed.     I was really

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What is the Reason of that Loud Sound

December 12, 2019 Chand Anirban Husband and Wife

Wife: What made the noise? Husband: Nothing is mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the cot. Wife: But shirt and pant can’t fall down making so loud a sound. Husband: I was also in

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Wedding Jokes

December 9, 2019 Chand Anirban Husband and Wife

Wife : Why do you want your daughter marry to son of the watch shop owner? Husband : So that I don’t have to pay any watch to my son in law at the wedding.

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Couple Quarrel

December 9, 2019 Chand Anirban Husband and Wife

Wife : What are you thinking about me? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing? Couple : Without you I am nothing !! ❤❤

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Code Word of a Husband and Wife.

May 1, 2017 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife

A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty,

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Husband and Wife Went to a Disco Party.

April 20, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife went to a disco party. There’s a guy on the dance floor was dancing like a king – moon walking, break dancing, head spins and so on. The wife turned to her husband

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Phone Call of the Private Secretary.

February 21, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Jokes of The Day

Manager : Hello, whom do you want ….. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for launch with his wife. Mrs. Robin : Is it ? Please tell him that his private secretary made him a

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Wife Got a Text Message From his Husband.

January 31, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife

Husband sent a text to his wife, “Hi I will get late, please wash all my dirty clothes and please prepare my favorite dish before I return.” He sent another text, “I forgot to tell

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Why don’t you tell me ?

January 20, 2017 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Only 18 +

Husband : Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm ? Wife : I don’t like to disturb you at the time of your work !!

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Why are You So Angry ?

January 8, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Office

One day Mr. Donald angrily returned home from the office. Mr. Donald’s Wife : What happened ? Why are you so angry today ? Mr. Donald : To whom I apply my anger, that employee

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Wife’s Dream . – Husband and Wife Short Humor

January 4, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife

Wife : Last night I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband : I saw your dad paying the bill !

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I’m Trying to Cry, But… – Clean Jokes

January 3, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Uncategorized

My wife died yesterday. I’m trying to cry but tears are not coming out. What to do ? Answer : No problem. Just Imagine she has come back.

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Don’t You See That I’m Still Alive ? – Funny Husband Wife Jokes.

January 1, 2017 Super Funny Husband and Wife

Husband : Has anyone kissed you ever before marriage ? Wife : Once I went to a picnic . There’s a boy warn me by showing a knife – if I don’t let him kiss ,

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Husband for Sale in A Store – Best Marriage Jokes.

December 30, 2016 Super Funny Husband and Wife, Wedding

A brand new shop has opened that sells husband …. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance : “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE !

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I’ll not beat you more ! A Husband Wife laughing Jokes.

December 23, 2016 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Husband and Wife

Conversation between two friends is going on.. 1st friend : Don’t you hassle with your wife? 2nd friend : Yes, I do. However, at the end of each fight, and my wife sat down on

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Have You Any Casing of It ? – Actually Funny Jokes

December 16, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife

Hesitate to Purchase a Condom Newly married husband has come to a pharmacy to purchase condom and saw there is a huge crowd  just in front of that pharmacy. The husband got shame and could

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Girl Friend of Husband and Boyfriend of Wife

December 14, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Only 18 +

Both Husband and Wife has GF and BF Michael and his girlfriend is on sitting in the park……… Girlfriend : Why are you keeping your beard ? If you shave your beard, it’ll be looked

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Needs to Say Every Words Twice ! – Comedy Jokes

December 13, 2016 Super Funny Comedy, Husband and Wife

Wives Have to Say Every Words Twice Keeping an eye on the newspaper, husband told to his wife Husband  : Look, it is written on the newspaper that where husbands use on an average five

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A newly married couple – Dirty Funny Jokes.

December 13, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Laughing, Only 18 +, Wedding

Newly Married Couple Its 11 a.m. As one newly married couple are not being out from bride chamber,  the parents of groom are a little worried because of not being come out to their newly

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