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You Are In Wrong Planet – Don’t Loose Your Weight

September 30, 2019 Super Funny Common, Funny Jokes

If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.

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How To Identify a Married – Funny School Jokes

July 4, 2017 Super Funny Common, Jokes of The Day, Only 18 +, Teachers and Students

Madam in the mathematics class ask to the students, “There were three birds in a tree. A hunter shot one to dead. How many birds will left there?” The first boy of the class Laltu said,

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A Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.

June 21, 2017 Super Funny Common, Funny Jokes, Only 18 +, Popular Jokes

A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’t

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One Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!

June 3, 2017 Super Funny Animal, Common, Funny Jokes, Insult Jokes, Popular Jokes

TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.

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Code Word of a Husband and Wife.

May 1, 2017 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife

A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty,

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The Income and Earnings are not Bad !

February 10, 2017 Super Funny Busines, Common, Guardian and Child, Parent

Three fathers are talking about their sons career…. 1st Father : My son is doing well in his business and has earned a lot of properties and money. He earned as much as he has

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Why don’t you tell me ?

January 20, 2017 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Only 18 +

Husband : Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm ? Wife : I don’t like to disturb you at the time of your work !!

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Supposed to Get Off Four Stops Ago ! Nice Baby Jokes.

December 29, 2016 Super Funny Common, Kids

A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business. A gorgeous woman started to breast feed her baby beside him. The baby was not not taking it. So she said, “Come on sweetie,

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Secret Conversation of a Couple – A Simple Jokes

December 18, 2016 Super Funny Common, Girlfriend vs Boyfriend

In the hotel room a most secret conversation between a couple is going on……. Suddenly putting off all dresses from her body the girlfriend called the boyfriend to her nearer and said with exclusive mincing..

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What is Condom ? A Quick Jokes

December 18, 2016 Super Funny Comedy, Common, Funny Jokes

Conversation is continuing between James and his Grandfather……. James : Grandfather !  Do you know, what is ‘Condom’ ? Grandfather (with angry) : Go hell ! I don’t know. James : I knew it, you

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Why You Wanna Go With Me to The Park ? – Fun & Jokes.

December 17, 2016 Super Funny Common, Girlfriend vs Boyfriend

Boyfriend : Let’s go to the park. Girlfriend : No. Boyfriend : why ? Girlfriend : If I go, you’ll touch me. Boyfriend : I won’t really Touch you. Girlfriend : If not so, you’ll

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Have You Any Casing of It ? – Actually Funny Jokes

December 16, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife

Hesitate to Purchase a Condom Newly married husband has come to a pharmacy to purchase condom and saw there is a huge crowd  just in front of that pharmacy. The husband got shame and could

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Are you sure that the child is mine ? Most Funny GF & BF Jokes.

December 16, 2016 Super Funny Common, Girlfriend vs Boyfriend, Jokes of The Day

Girlfriend and Boyfriend Pregnancy Jokes Girlfriend is telling her boyfriend Girlfriend  : Marry me. Boyfriend  : Why are you talking about marriage suddenly? Girlfriend  : I’m pregnant. Boyfriend : Are you sure that the child

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Girl Friend of Husband and Boyfriend of Wife

December 14, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Only 18 +

Both Husband and Wife has GF and BF Michael and his girlfriend is on sitting in the park……… Girlfriend : Why are you keeping your beard ? If you shave your beard, it’ll be looked

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A Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt – Latest Jokes

December 13, 2016 Super Funny Common, Laughing, Only 18 +

Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt Funny Jokes A smart girl sat into the park wearing a t-shirt and a picture of car was painted just on the chest point of that t-shirt. Sitting a few

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A newly married couple – Dirty Funny Jokes.

December 13, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Laughing, Only 18 +, Wedding

Newly Married Couple Its 11 a.m. As one newly married couple are not being out from bride chamber,  the parents of groom are a little worried because of not being come out to their newly

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What are you using to knock the door ? – Knock Knock Jokes.

December 13, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife, Jokes of The Day

Knock Knock Jokes of Husband and Wife A gentleman decided to test his willing power,  to do this he would refrain from intercourse with his wife for three months. In spite of her disinterest the

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Fake Notes – Funny Hilarious Jokes

December 12, 2016 Super Funny Common, Only 18 +

Fake Note Printing Machine vs Rape Machine Searching into a house, police found a machine was printing fake notes. Police went near the guilty and said you are under arrest. Then he said to the

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Good News – Funniest Jokes for People

December 11, 2016 Super Funny Common, Husband and Wife

Wife :  Shall I say a word? Husband : Oh yes, of course; Tell. Wife : Won’t you beat me? Husband : What do you say, why will I beat you? Wife : Won’t be

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Dad, what does it mean sex ?

December 11, 2016 Super Funny Common, Guardian and Child, Little Johnny, Only 18 +

Six years old child came to his father and asked ” Dad, what does it mean sex ?” “Dad became quite worried and thought, The gimcrack curiosity on these facts misled our child in general

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