If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.Read more
How To Identify a Married – Funny School Jokes
Madam in the mathematics class ask to the students, “There were three birds in a tree. A hunter shot one to dead. How many birds will left there?” The first boy of the class Laltu said,Read more
A Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.
A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’tRead more
One Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!
TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.Read more
Code Word of a Husband and Wife.
A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty,Read more
The Income and Earnings are not Bad !
Three fathers are talking about their sons career…. 1st Father : My son is doing well in his business and has earned a lot of properties and money. He earned as much as he hasRead more
Why don’t you tell me ?
Husband : Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm ? Wife : I don’t like to disturb you at the time of your work !!Read more
Supposed to Get Off Four Stops Ago ! Nice Baby Jokes.
A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business. A gorgeous woman started to breast feed her baby beside him. The baby was not not taking it. So she said, “Come on sweetie,Read more
Secret Conversation of a Couple – A Simple Jokes
In the hotel room a most secret conversation between a couple is going on……. Suddenly putting off all dresses from her body the girlfriend called the boyfriend to her nearer and said with exclusive mincing..Read more
What is Condom ? A Quick Jokes
Conversation is continuing between James and his Grandfather……. James : Grandfather ! Do you know, what is ‘Condom’ ? Grandfather (with angry) : Go hell ! I don’t know. James : I knew it, youRead more
Why You Wanna Go With Me to The Park ? – Fun & Jokes.
Boyfriend : Let’s go to the park. Girlfriend : No. Boyfriend : why ? Girlfriend : If I go, you’ll touch me. Boyfriend : I won’t really Touch you. Girlfriend : If not so, you’llRead more
Have You Any Casing of It ? – Actually Funny Jokes
Hesitate to Purchase a Condom Newly married husband has come to a pharmacy to purchase condom and saw there is a huge crowd just in front of that pharmacy. The husband got shame and couldRead more
Are you sure that the child is mine ? Most Funny GF & BF Jokes.
Girlfriend and Boyfriend Pregnancy Jokes Girlfriend is telling her boyfriend Girlfriend : Marry me. Boyfriend : Why are you talking about marriage suddenly? Girlfriend : I’m pregnant. Boyfriend : Are you sure that the childRead more
Girl Friend of Husband and Boyfriend of Wife
Both Husband and Wife has GF and BF Michael and his girlfriend is on sitting in the park……… Girlfriend : Why are you keeping your beard ? If you shave your beard, it’ll be lookedRead more
A Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt – Latest Jokes
Smart Girl With Car T-Shirt Funny Jokes A smart girl sat into the park wearing a t-shirt and a picture of car was painted just on the chest point of that t-shirt. Sitting a fewRead more
A newly married couple – Dirty Funny Jokes.
Newly Married Couple Its 11 a.m. As one newly married couple are not being out from bride chamber, the parents of groom are a little worried because of not being come out to their newlyRead more
What are you using to knock the door ? – Knock Knock Jokes.
Knock Knock Jokes of Husband and Wife A gentleman decided to test his willing power, to do this he would refrain from intercourse with his wife for three months. In spite of her disinterest theRead more
Fake Notes – Funny Hilarious Jokes
Fake Note Printing Machine vs Rape Machine Searching into a house, police found a machine was printing fake notes. Police went near the guilty and said you are under arrest. Then he said to theRead more
Good News – Funniest Jokes for People
Wife : Shall I say a word? Husband : Oh yes, of course; Tell. Wife : Won’t you beat me? Husband : What do you say, why will I beat you? Wife : Won’t beRead more
Dad, what does it mean sex ?
Six years old child came to his father and asked ” Dad, what does it mean sex ?” “Dad became quite worried and thought, The gimcrack curiosity on these facts misled our child in generalRead more