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Grow Matured and Take the Suit – Funny Money Jokes

December 9, 2019 Chand Anirban Funny Jokes, Guardian and Child

Father: Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry: Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father: I taught you that I

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You Are In Wrong Planet – Don’t Loose Your Weight

September 30, 2019 Super Funny Common, Funny Jokes

If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.

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Warning of a Billboard

September 18, 2019 Super Funny Comedy, Funny Jokes

I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown — ” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”

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Shopkeeper and Customer

June 30, 2019 Funny Jokes Funny Jokes

One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have

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Wife and Husband

June 30, 2019 Funny Jokes Funny Jokes

A man’s wife hurried to the room from where he heard a loud sound of something falling off. Wife : What made the noise? Husband : Nothing mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the

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My Girlfriend Brought Me Down To This Path – Funny Beggar Jokes

August 6, 2017 Super Funny Beggar Jokes, Funny Jokes, Girlfriend vs Boyfriend

Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea. Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks. Beggar : Actually, I

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A Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.

June 21, 2017 Super Funny Common, Funny Jokes, Only 18 +, Popular Jokes

A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’t

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One Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!

June 3, 2017 Super Funny Animal, Common, Funny Jokes, Insult Jokes, Popular Jokes

TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.

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I’m The Smartest President In the History.

March 29, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes

Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger :  I am Russel Westbrook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city

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Which is More Harder Than Diamond ?

February 4, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes, One Liner

Question : Which is More Harder Than the Diamond ? Answer : Try to pay the bill for this .

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The Apple Size Should be Equal to the Size of Watermelon.

January 23, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Kids, Parent

Son : Oh ! Why not the size of apple be equal to the size of watermelon . Dad : Why are you thinking like this ? Son : I can’t memorize the law of

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Goal is Scored on a Cricket Match.

January 10, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Sports

Two drunks were watching a cricket match from the gallery. In the meantime the batsman hit a six. 1st Drunk : Oh ! What a goal. 2nd Drunk : Hey idiot, goal is not scored

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A Fly in the Soup . – Short Interesting Jokes

January 4, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes

Customer : Waiter, There’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : Don’t worry Sir, You don’t have to pay the extra bill for the fly !!

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Happy New Year Gift for Parents – Short Funny Jokes.

January 2, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Parent

For the new year, I don’t want any gift for myself. Only I want for my parents – a beautiful daughter in law !

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Look Up The Sky and Tell Me What You See. – Really Funny Jokes

January 2, 2017 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Guardian and Child

An educated son and his illiterate father went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. After a few hours father woke his son and asked… Father : Look up the sky

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The ability of Understand Women’s Mind . – New Year Jokes

January 1, 2017 Super Funny Comedy, Funny Jokes

Before the new year’s eve… An indulge monster came in-front of Ben… Ben : Who are you ? Monster : I’m an Indulge monster. I’ll fulfill your wish. What is your wish ? Ben :

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First Rule of 2017 – Happy New Year Jokes.

December 31, 2016 Super Funny Funny Jokes, One Liner

The first rule of 2017 : “Never talk about 2016.”

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I’m not Father. I’m her Mother – Your Mom Jokes.

December 31, 2016 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Mom

Person 1 : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl ? Person 2 : It’s a girl . She’s my daughter. Person

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What’s the Config of The Laptop – Girls Jokes.

December 30, 2016 Super Funny Funny Jokes, Girlfriend vs Boyfriend, Short Funny

Girlfriend : Hello baby, can I play GTA 5 on my laptop ? Boyfriend : What’s the configuration of your laptop ? Girlfriend : Its a pink color laptop !!!

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster ? – One Liner Jokes.

December 29, 2016 Super Funny Funny Jokes, One Liner

So men can think about a solution in silence .

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