Father: Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry: Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father: I taught you that I
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You Are In Wrong Planet – Don’t Loose Your Weight
If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg. So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.
Read moreWarning of a Billboard
I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown — ” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”
Read moreShopkeeper and Customer
One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
Read moreWife and Husband
A man’s wife hurried to the room from where he heard a loud sound of something falling off. Wife : What made the noise? Husband : Nothing mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the
Read moreMy Girlfriend Brought Me Down To This Path – Funny Beggar Jokes
Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea. Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks. Beggar : Actually, I
Read moreA Pretty Girl Asked Me to Watch a Movie.
A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie… She asked, “What would you like to see?” I said, “You pick”. She said, “You pick”. I said, “I don’t
Read moreOne Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!
TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.
Read moreI’m The Smartest President In the History.
Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger : I am Russel Westbrook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city
Read moreWhich is More Harder Than Diamond ?
Question : Which is More Harder Than the Diamond ? Answer : Try to pay the bill for this .
Read moreThe Apple Size Should be Equal to the Size of Watermelon.
Son : Oh ! Why not the size of apple be equal to the size of watermelon . Dad : Why are you thinking like this ? Son : I can’t memorize the law of
Read moreGoal is Scored on a Cricket Match.
Two drunks were watching a cricket match from the gallery. In the meantime the batsman hit a six. 1st Drunk : Oh ! What a goal. 2nd Drunk : Hey idiot, goal is not scored
Read moreA Fly in the Soup . – Short Interesting Jokes
Customer : Waiter, There’s a fly in my soup. Waiter : Don’t worry Sir, You don’t have to pay the extra bill for the fly !!
Read moreHappy New Year Gift for Parents – Short Funny Jokes.
For the new year, I don’t want any gift for myself. Only I want for my parents – a beautiful daughter in law !
Read moreLook Up The Sky and Tell Me What You See. – Really Funny Jokes
An educated son and his illiterate father went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. After a few hours father woke his son and asked… Father : Look up the sky
Read moreThe ability of Understand Women’s Mind . – New Year Jokes
Before the new year’s eve… An indulge monster came in-front of Ben… Ben : Who are you ? Monster : I’m an Indulge monster. I’ll fulfill your wish. What is your wish ? Ben :
Read moreFirst Rule of 2017 – Happy New Year Jokes.
The first rule of 2017 : “Never talk about 2016.”
Read moreI’m not Father. I’m her Mother – Your Mom Jokes.
Person 1 : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl ? Person 2 : It’s a girl . She’s my daughter. Person
Read moreWhat’s the Config of The Laptop – Girls Jokes.
Girlfriend : Hello baby, can I play GTA 5 on my laptop ? Boyfriend : What’s the configuration of your laptop ? Girlfriend : Its a pink color laptop !!!
Read moreWhy are women and children evacuated first in a disaster ? – One Liner Jokes.
So men can think about a solution in silence .
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