1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
7. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
9. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
10. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!