1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, just like politicians.
2. How do you make a politician trustworthy?
Put them in a museum.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
He was outstanding in his field.
4. Why don’t political parties play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from their policies!
5. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
6. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high seats.
7. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They will promise to do it and blame someone else when it doesn’t get done.
8. Why did the politician cross the road?
To get to the middle of the debate.
9. What do you call a politician who only tells the truth?
Unemployed.
10. Why are politicians like diapers?
They should be changed often, and for the same reason.