Politicians and Punchlines: Funniest Jokes About Politics

1. Why don’t political jokes work on everyone?
   Because not everyone gets the government they deserve.

2. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. How do you keep a political party from starting?
    You keep their members from forming a quorum at the bar.

4. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To reach the fundraiser on the other side.

5. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter “F.”

6. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
    To reach the high ground.

7. Why don’t politicians ever get lost?
    Because even when they have no clue where they’re going, they still take the lead.

8. What do you call a political debate in a circus?
    A re-run of the evening news.

9. Why are politicians like diapers?
    They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

10. How do you know if a politician is lying?
     Their lips are moving.