Election Humor: Side-Splitting Jokes About Politicians

1. Election Time: Why did the scarecrow win an election?
   He was outstanding in his field!

2. Political Family: Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the whole            country’s looking for you!

3. Congress at Work: What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter ‘F.’

4. Presidential Chef: Why did the president bring a ladder to the White House? He wanted to rise to the                    occasion!

5. Economy: How do you know a politician is lying?
    Their lips are moving!

6. Taxes: Why did the tax collector break up with the calculator?
    They couldn’t figure each other out.

7. Diplomacy: What’s a politician’s favorite exercise?
    Flexing their influence.

8. Voting: Why don’t political candidates get enough sleep?
    Because they keep running!

9. Promises: Why do political speeches sound like a broken pencil? They’re pointless.

10. Legislation: How do you make a politician listen?
     Tell them you’re a wealthy donor!