Political Humor: Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Think

1. Why don’t secrets stay secret in Washington, D.C.?
   Because the walls have ears, and the ears have lobbyists.

2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
    To raise his spirits.

3. Why don’t politicians ever get lost?
    Because they always follow the polls.

4. Why did the scarecrow become a politician?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter F.

6. Why did the politician go to the party?
    He heard there would be a lot of party lines to cross.

7. Why are political speeches like commercials?
    You can’t believe either one, and they both interrupt
    what you really want to see.

8. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To take both sides.

9. How do you keep a politician in suspense?
    I’ll tell you after the election.

10. Why do political parties always seem to have a lot of drama?
      Because they have too many acts and not enough action.