1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Read more
The Apple Size Should be Equal to the Size of Watermelon.
Son : Oh ! Why not the size of apple be equal to the size of watermelon . Dad : Why are you thinking like this ? Son : I can’t memorize the law ofRead more
Train Journey of a Little Boy – Kids Jokes.
To go to New York a little boy and his father get up on a train. This is the first train journey of the boy. He was looking outside through the window of the trainRead more
Goal Post – Good Jokes For Kids.
Some neighbor kids were playing football in-front of Mr. Donald’s house. By viewing this he said to the kids, “Hello Kids, It’s good that you are playing, but be careful that the ball doesn’t hitRead more
Supposed to Get Off Four Stops Ago ! Nice Baby Jokes.
A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business. A gorgeous woman started to breast feed her baby beside him. The baby was not not taking it. So she said, “Come on sweetie,Read more
Step on Toes for Ten Bucks.
Children and Old Man Cool Jokes Dad : Hello Son! Why are you crying ? Son : I stepped on the toes of that old man and he beat me. Dad : What ! DidRead more
Rhino’s Seven Calves – Funny Kids Jokes
Seven Calves of a Rhino A gentleman went to the zoo with his ten children. While visiting the zoo he found an officer and ask, ” Hello brother, I’ve heard a news that a rhinoRead more
Little Johnny Likes His Madam – A School Jokes
Little Johnny and His Madam Jokes Returning from school Johnny told his father . Johnny : Dad ! Today a new beautiful madam has joined to our school . Dad : Is it so? JohnnyRead more