1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
9. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
10. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!