1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
8. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!