1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attire!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
8. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!