1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding one who isn’t hiding from their promises!
2. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because they heard the polls were really high!
3. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they’ll spend millions of dollars arguing about whether
it should be changed, who should change it, and who gets the credit.
4. Why did the politician go to therapy?
Because they couldn’t stop filibustering their feelings!
5. What do you call a politician who’s lost an election?
Homeless!
6. Why was the politician so good at poker?
Because they always knew when to fold ’em and when to run for re-election!
7. Why did the politician bring a shovel to the debate?
Because they heard there would be a lot of digging up dirt on opponents!
8. How can you tell if a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving.
9. Why did the politician go to the art gallery?
To find their next campaign slogan: “Promises on Canvas: Vague Yet Inspiring!”
10. Why don’t politicians ever make good comedians?
Because they keep trying to spin the punchline!