1. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending. 2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. 3. Why do
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Best Funniest Animal Jokes That Will Make You LOL
1. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car. 2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band! 3.
Read moreJoke Frenzy: A Laugh-a-Minute Comedy Animal Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide! 2. Why do elephants never use computers?Because they’re afraid of the mouse! 3. Why did the duck go to school?To learn how
Read moreTop 10 Best Sidesplitting Fun with Our Favorite Animals
1. Why did the dog cross the playground?To get to the other slide. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space?To see the moooon! 3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?A pouch potato.
Read moreTop 10 Animal Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
1. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot. 2. Why don’t koalas ever get sick? They’re bearly ever around people. 3. What
Read moreTop 10 Hilarious Animal Jokes That Will Leave You Trunk-ing
1. Why don’t elephants like to use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse. 2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 3. What do you call a snake that works for
Read moreBenefit of Ants – Simple Teacher Student Jokes
Teacher : Tell me, What is the benefit of ants ? Student : Ants tell us where mom has hidden the tasty sweets.
Read moreActual Cost
: What do you say? An egg costs 50 cents? Doesn’t it cost too high? : You are right. But think over the matter. An egg means the earning of whole day of a he
Read moreOne Day A TV Reporter Interviewed a Man !!!
TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you? Man : Yes! TV Reporter : Name? Man : Aaron S Benjamin. TV Reporter : Sex? Man : Four to six times a week.
Read moreFootprint of Tiger .
Two friends have gone for hunting in a forest. Suddenly they saw a footprint of a tiger. One friend whispered to other, ” Go forward to see where the tiger has gone and I’m going
Read moreGrandfather Went to the Jungle of Africa
Two friends are talking…. Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger. Montu : Really !
Read moreWhy a Chicken Can’t be Tall Like a Giraffe ?
The egg would have broke by falling on the ground instantly and we could never eat eggs.
Read moreBoltu and His Teacher – A Kids Funny School Joke.
Teacher : Boltu, tell the name of five animals who live in water . Boltu : Frog . Teacher : Okay, tell the name of the other fours. Boltu : Frog’s mom, dad, sister and
Read moreRhino’s Seven Calves – Funny Kids Jokes
Seven Calves of a Rhino A gentleman went to the zoo with his ten children. While visiting the zoo he found an officer and ask, ” Hello brother, I’ve heard a news that a rhino
Read moreAnimals Facebook Status – Great Jokes for Animal
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates, COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!” Cat: “My 7th child is asking who
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