Top 10 Hilarious Animal Jokes That Will Leave You Trunk-ing

1. Why don’t elephants like to use computers?
   They’re afraid of the mouse.

2. What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A bulldozer.

3. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
   A civil serpent.

4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
   To get to the other slide.

5. How do you catch a squirrel?
   Climb up in a tree and act like a nut.

6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

7. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
    He had a jump in his car.

8. What do you call a fish that wears glasses?
    A see-fish.

9. Why don’t sharks like fast food?
    It’s too hard to swallow.

10. What do you call a lion who has eaten your homework?
     The homework-eat-a-lion.