1. Why don’t elephants like to use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse.
2. What do you call a sleeping bull?
3. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
5. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up in a tree and act like a nut.
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
7. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
8. What do you call a fish that wears glasses?
9. Why don’t sharks like fast food?
It’s too hard to swallow.
10. What do you call a lion who has eaten your homework?