1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
5. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
6. Why do elephants never use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse.
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
8. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
11. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
They make up everything.
13. Why do elephants never use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse.
14. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent.
15. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up in a tree and act like a nut.
16. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
17. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
19. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.