Top 10 Animal Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

1. How do you catch a rabbit?
   Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.

2. Why don’t koalas ever get sick?
    They’re bearly ever around people.

3. What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
    A baboom.

4. Why did the alligator cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t chicken.

5. How do you catch a skunk?
    Hold your nose and wait.

6. Why do elephants never use computers?
    They’re afraid of the keyboard.

7. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No idea.

8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
    Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

9. What do you call a penguin in the desert?

10. How do you know when a joke about a porcupine is bad?
     It’s really bad.