1. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band!
3. Why did the duck join a rock band?
He wanted to be a lead quacker!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
5. Why did the horse go on a diet?
He was a little bit of a hay-ve!
6. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
7. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
8. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
9. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
10. Why don’t bears wear socks?
Because they have bear feet!