Best Funniest Animal Jokes That Will Make You LOL

1. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
    He had a jump in his car.

2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
    A moo-sical band!

3. Why did the duck join a rock band?
    He wanted to be a lead quacker!

4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

5. Why did the horse go on a diet?
    He was a little bit of a hay-ve!

6. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
    A woolly jumper!

7. Why did the turtle cross the road?
    To get to the Shell station!

8. How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

9. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

10. Why don’t bears wear socks?
     Because they have bear feet!