1. Little Johnny’s teacher asked him to use the word
“definitely” in a sentence. He replied,
“Teacher, there are 12 eggs in a dozen, definitely!”
2. Little Johnny’s mom asked him if he had finished his homework. He said,
“No, I didn’t finish it, but I did make a paper airplane out of it!”
3. Little Johnny asked his dad,
“Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
His dad replied, “Well son, you are my son, I’m confident about that.
But your best friend is also my son, and that’s confidential.”
4. Little Johnny’s teacher asked him why he was late for school. He replied,
“I had to walk my dog.” The teacher said,
“But Johnny, you don’t have a dog.”
Johnny said, “I know, that’s why I had to walk him.”
5. Little Johnny’s mom asked him to stop watching so much TV. He said,
“Okay mom, but first can you turn up the volume so I can hear it from the kitchen?”
6. Little Johnny’s teacher asked him to use the word “contagious”
in a sentence. He said,
“My sister had a cold, and now my whole family is contagious!”
7. Little Johnny’s mom asked him what he wanted for his birthday.
He said, “A dinosaur!” His mom said,
“Johnny, that’s impossible, they’re extinct.”
Johnny replied, “Okay then, I want a pet unicorn!”
8. Little Johnny’s teacher asked him to name a word that starts with
“F” and ends with “K”. Johnny said,
“Firetruck!” The teacher replied,
“No Johnny, that’s not what I was thinking of.”
Johnny said, “But you can’t say that word in school!”
9. Little Johnny asked his mom,
“Can I have a dollar for the ice cream truck?”
His mom said, “Sorry Johnny, I don’t have any cash on me.”
Johnny replied, “Well then can I have your credit card?”
10. Little Johnny’s teacher asked him to spell
“banana”. He started off confidently,
“B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A…”
The teacher interrupted,
“Johnny, that’s enough! You just spelled ‘banana’ seven times!”