1. Why did the dad cross the road with his son?
To get to the silly side!
2. What do you call a dad who loves to tell dad jokes?
A father figure!
3. What do you call a dad who’s also a doctor?
4. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the football game?
Because he wanted to see the quarterback!
5. Why did the son bring a ladder to school?
He heard his grades were up in the clouds!
6. What do you call a dad who can’t tell jokes?
A faux pa!
7. Why did the dad take his son to the library?
So he could check out some dad jokes!
8. What do you call a dad who’s always late?
A father time!
9. Why did the dad buy his son a dictionary?
He wanted to improve his son’s pun-ctuation!
10. Why did the dad get a job as a photographer?
He wanted to develop his dad jokes!