1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
6. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
9. Why did the sushi go to the disco?
Because it was on a roll!
10. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!