Joke Frenzy: A Laugh-a-Minute Comedy Animal Jokes

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

2. Why do elephants never use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

3. Why did the duck go to school?
To learn how to quack!

4. What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent!

5. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!

6. Why did the dog chase its tail?
To make ends meet!

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

8. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car!

9. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!

10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!