1. Why did the dog cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
4. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
5. What did the frog say when he stepped on a rolling stone?
This is going to be a hopping good time.
6. What do you call a fish that wears glasses?
7. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
8. Why do elephants never use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse.
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why did the chicken join a band?
He wanted to drum up some business!