Pushing the Limits: Hilariously Inappropriate Jokes You Can’t Help But Chuckle At

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   They don’t have the guts!

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
    She gave me a hug.

3. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
    She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

4. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can tell people
    I walk five miles every day.

5. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
    The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

6. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

8. My girlfriend said she wanted a fairy-tale relationship.
    So I locked her in a tower.

9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down!

10. I told my computer I needed a break,
     so now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
     I think it’s got separation anxiety