Gamer’s Guide to Procrastination: How to Avoid Real Life in 10 Easy Steps

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field… of Fortnite!

2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
    especially with its multiplayer mode!

3. How does a gamer greet someone?
    “Hey, what’s your level of interest in becoming my friend?”

4. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar?
     Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

5. What do you call a group of gamers in denial about their lack of skill? The League of Denial.

6. Why don’t gamers like the outside world?
     Because the graphics are terrible and there’s no respawn point!

7. What did the gamer say to the waiter?
     “I’ll have the chicken and a side of loot boxes, please.”

8. Why was the console cold?
     Because it left its Windows open!

9. How do you know if a gamer has been to your house?
    Don’t worry, they’ll leave a saved game file behind.

10. Why did the gamer break up with their console?
      It wasn’t providing enough support and kept crashing their relationship!