1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!”
4. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
7. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
8. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.