Political Comedy Hour: Funniest Jokes About Politicians

1. Why don’t politicians ever play hide and seek?
   Because good luck hiding when the truth always comes out!

2. How do you know a politician is lying?
   Their lips are moving!

3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    He was outstanding in his field!

4. What’s a politician’s favorite place to hang out?
    The polling booth—they’re always fishing for votes!

5. Why did the politician cross the road?
    To get to the other sly!

6. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One to change it and another to change it back again!

7. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
    To climb the polls!

8. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter “F.”

9. How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave?
    They stay in the shade—they can’t stand the spotlight for too long!

10. Why don’t political debates happen in the jungle?
      Because it’s full of cheetahs and no one wants another one!