Political Humor: Jokes That Will Make You LOL

1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call a politician who tells the truth?

3. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding when they’re always seeking votes.

4. How do you know when a politician is lying?
    Their lips are moving.

5. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the bar?
    To reach the high spirits!

6. What’s a politician’s favorite kind of music?

7. Why did the politician go to the bakery?
    To butter up some voters!

8. What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a dishonest lawyer?

9. Why did the politician go to space?
    To find a black hole that could swallow all the scandals!

10. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
     The letter F.