1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What’s a politician’s favorite type of music?
Poll-ka.
3. Why don’t political parties play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from all the leaks!
4. How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave?
They stay in the shade – they’re good at dodging the sun and tough questions!
5. Why did the politician cross the road?
To clarify his previous statement on the other side.
6. What do you call a politician who tells the truth?
Unemployed.
7. Why was the political rally like a boxing match?
Because there was a lot of bobbing and weaving, but no one landed a solid punch.
8. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and the rest to spin it.
9. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the speech?
To reach the high ground.
10. Why did the politician go to the gym?
To work on his spin class.