Wife : Shall I say a word?
Husband : Oh yes, of course; Tell.
Wife : Won’t you beat me?
Husband : What do you say, why will I beat you?
Wife : Won’t be angry?
Husband : Not at all, say, what happened?
Wife : I have been conceived, I’m pregnant.
Husband : Hurrah !!! Yeah that’s, that’s good news; Why did you fear?
Wife : Once, I told it to my father when I was college student and hearing this news, he had beaten me a lot.