1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
6. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
7. Why did the lettuce win the race?
Because it was ahead in the leaves.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
10. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.