1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
6. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
7. Why did the lettuce win the race?
Because it was ahead of the kale!
8. What do you call a fake noodle?
9. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!