Best Funny Jokes I tried to make a TikTok dance, but it turned into a comedy routine


1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
   She looked surprised.

2. I’m not arguing,
    I’m just explaining why I’m right.

3. I thought I wanted a career,
    turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

4. I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables,
    and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.

5. I’m not lazy,
    I’m just in energy-saving mode.

6. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

7. I’m not arguing,
    I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.

8. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there,
     he said he couldn’t complain.

9. I was going to tell a joke about pizza,
    but it was a little cheesy.

10. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
     Because they lactose.