Laugh Your Way to the Kitchen with These Hilarious Food Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call a fake noodle?
     An impasta!

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
     Because it wasn’t peeling well!

4. Why did the coffee file a police report?
     It got mugged!

5. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
     Because it was feeling crumbly!

7. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
     A can’t opener!

8. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
     Because it ran out of juice!

9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
     Nacho cheese!

10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
       Because they make up everything!