1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
3. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up!
4. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly.
10. Why did the doughnut go to the doctor?
Because it had a hole in one!