1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
6. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads!
7. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something.
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed space.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!