If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates,
COCKROACH: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”
Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember”
Mosquito: “I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking”
Chicken: “If tomorrow I didn’t updating my status, means I’m being served at KFC. Love you all ”
Pig: “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ”
Goat : “Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon”.