1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… until the crows found out he was filled with dad jokes!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
8. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
9. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!