Cold or Hot ? – An Entertaining Jokes About a Miser.

Mr. Donald is a big miser. One day his friend Mr. Pence appeared in his house.
Pence: Donald, I’ve come to your house, won’t you feed me anything?
Donald: Tell me what do you want to eat, cold or hot?
Pence: Bring them. I’ll drink both.
Donald screamed: Where are you, Alfred? Fetch a glass of cold water from the refrigerator and a glass of hot water from the oven!