Edgy Comedy Gold: Unfiltered Jokes That Will Shock

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

4. I’m on a whiskey diet.
    I’ve lost three days already.

5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
    “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

7. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

9. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
     So, I decided to become a banker instead.