Funny Fails and Bloopers: Can’t Stop Laughing Compilation

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

3. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
     Because it was two-tired!

7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!

8. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

9. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together!

10. Parallel lines have so much in common.
     It’s a shame they’ll never meet.