Funny Fails and Jokes: Try Not to Laugh Challenge

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

6. How do you organize a space party?
    You “planet”!

7. I used to play piano by ear,
    but now I use my hands.

8. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

10. I told my computer I needed a break,
     and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat bars.