Funny Political Moments: Stand-Up Comedy for Election Season

1. Why did the scarecrow run for office?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I asked my computer for some political advice, but it just replied,
    “Sorry, I’m not programmed to help with that level of dysfunction.”

3. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
    Because he wanted to raise the bar!

4. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
     Because good luck hiding when they can’t even keep their promises!

5. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the debate?
    Because he wanted to draw some conclusions!

6. What do you call a group of politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start!

7. Why did the politician bring a spoon to the campaign rally?
    Because he wanted to stir up some support!

8. How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave?
    They use a lot of hot air!

9. Why did the politician bring a map to Congress?
    Because he wanted to find a way out of all the gridlock!

10. What do you get when you cross a politician with a rock star?
     A campaign trail mix!