1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. I told my computer I needed a break,
and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”
6. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.