Politicians in Disguise: Funny Moments of Public Figures Off the Clock

1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election rally?
    Because he wanted to raise his campaign promises!

2. Did you hear about the politician who was so good at lying?
    They turned it into a full-time job – they became a weather forecaster!

3. Why do politicians make terrible archaeologists?
    Because they can never resist digging up the past and using
    it against their opponents!

4. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they’re too busy arguing about who should get the credit for it!

5. What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
    The letter “F” and the endless promises!

6. Why don’t politicians play hide and seek?
    Because they always stand out – they’re the only
    ones not hiding from their responsibilities!

7. Why did the politician go to therapy?
    To finally address their commitment issues with the truth!

8. What do you call a group of politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start!

9. Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?
    Because they prefer to flip-flop on the issues!

10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems,
     just like a politician’s campaign platform!